33 unanswered questions since I live in England

Do you remember the two bloggers: Miss Liguori (the one from the North #Abovetheclouds) and Miss D’Antò (the one from the South #Underthesun ) who had decided to open a blog with a double point of view? As the Italian singer Vasco Rossi says: Yeah, we’re still here !!! 
Since then nothing or little has changed apart from the fact that Miss D’Antò (the one from the South) has crossed national borders moving to England (from #Underthesun to #Undertherain). The choice to leave the Belpaese, especially Naples, and to go further north of the Bergamo friend, with domicile in Milan, was made naturally before the end of the 33 years (for consistency with the blog # Forever33). Waiting to understand if it will be a short or long term passage, below you will find a list of unanswered questions born during his stay in the Anglo-Saxon territory.

1) Why if I say I am Italian you say: Ciao Bella? 
2) Why do girls wear summer clothes even in winter?
3) Why do you wear flip flops even if it rains? 
4) Why do you say sorry even if I am stepping on your foot? 
5) Why do you complain about bad weather and then shut yourself up in the pub even if it’s sunny outside? 
6) Why are there no electrical outlets in the bathroom? 
7) Why do you build strange windows? 
8) Why do I have to call Spiderman to wash the windows outside? 
9) Why don’t you have roller shutters? 
10) Why even if it’s your birthday are the guests offering you drinks and not you? 
11) Why are you so good at queuing?
12) Why don’t you listen to the answer when you ask “how are you / how are you doing”?

13) Why don’t you ever knock on the neighbour’s door to ask for salt or sugar? 
14) Why do you ask if I want pepper on pizza? 
15) Why do you ask me for a proof of address to request the NIN, if the proof of address means having a home, which I can only have with an employment contract for which I need the NIN? 
16) Why does the GP seem more like a confessor than a doctor?
17) Why do you always take paracetamol for any symptoms? 
18) Why don’t you use the tablecloth? 
19) Why is the roast mandatory only on Sunday? 
20) Why don’t you cut the cherry tomatoes in half, which every time you pierce the fork they jump from the plate?
21)Why are you eating crisps at the end of each meal? 
22) Why does the plumber unclog the sink with a vacuum cleaner? 
23) Why is everything is lovely? 
24) Why do you say bruscetta and not bruschetta? 
25) Why instead of saying that you don’t like something you say: It’s OK? 
26) Why don’t you dry your hair? 
27) Why do English women colour their eyebrows? 
28) Why are buses always on time? 
 29) Why do all 4 seasons alternate on the same day? 
30) Why do 9 out of 10 houses have an electric hob? 
31) Why is it just around the corner when you give a street indication?
32) Why are you trying to escape the pressures of the work week by drinking alcohol without brakes?

33) Why did you vote in favour of leaving the EU?